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Hey there, I'm Maddy - I'm 20 years old and reside somewhere in Australia. I have an unholy love of bears, fruit mentos, bad puns and fine cheese.

Has anyone mentioned how stupid this idea is? Repeatedly. All right then, let's get started.


mariejacquelyn:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I just laughed so hard I almost cried. 
This is Bruce, a 6 month old Rottweiler!

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

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If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go

Matthew Gray Gubler  (via jeeeplife)

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Don’t mock people for the things that make them happy.

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biomorphosis:

Macaws are one of the most intelligent bird species. When in captivity, they are able to mimic words and sounds and learn tricks. They are said to have the intelligence of a 4-8 year old child with the emotional intelligence of a 2 year old. This means that they can be demanding and cranky and even throw temper tantrums if not given proper attention.
Be good to people. Even the shitty ones. Let the assholes be assholes. You’ll sleep better.

Adam Gnade (via seabelle)

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glomp.
princeweeniepants:

shesavulgarwoman:


Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron
They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Why does this not have more notes??

Because we’re scared

Thanks for the day off lizz dizzle xox
vardaesque:

get it sister marjorie

thatsmoderatelyraven:

this will always be one of my favorite pictures

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